Showing posts with label When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong. Show all posts
Showing posts with label When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong. Show all posts

Monday, September 7, 2009

When Keeping It Real Goes... Right? (09/07/09)



People in the safest neighborhoods are the dumbest. Some of the stores around my way have never been robbed (they're cool with all the bangers), but they still have metal gates. I'm not going to say Blacks or Latinos, but if there is some semblance of a chance that a less than affluent person will store, you should have gates.

It was just a matter of time.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong (09/03/09)



People... we have got to do better. I propose that Black people impose their own police to ensure that ghetto *ss messes like this lil travesty stop making it to mainstream America.

On another note, talk about inner thigh strength...

Saturday, August 29, 2009

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong (08/29/09)



"I shot the b*tch because she gave me HIV."

I'm not going to front: I've made this statement a million times. HOWEVER, I have never intended to do this because: 1. I'm never getting HIV/AIDS and 2. I'm not a killer.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong... (08/25/09)



What's really good with my people? Like seriously... what the hell?

Friday, August 21, 2009

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong (08/21/09)

Sometimes people are so consumed by their effort to be hood that they end up a joke. Dave Chappelle made these unfortunate acts, where reality comes crashing down on the "real," into a popular segment called "When keeping it real goes wrong." I want to continue the tradition, since Dave went crazy and all...



"My mouth too small to suck a d*ck."
-Raekwon

Word?

You should have thought long and hard about that statement Rae... Or did you think a little too much about that.

HOW did you come to that conclusion? You measured your mouth? You practiced? Oh, but you can't stand homos riiight.

I'm not homophobic, but someone needs to point out the homo-eroticism masked by the rap machismo. It has been said that the rap world and fashion world run parallel with each other... wonder why.

Big ups to Snoop for calling it like it is without calling out these down low n*ggas. I knew that bullet to the dome was just a flesh wound. Gon get the sucka Michael Lee for you.