Maia Campbell: Your Mother, Daughter, Sister and Aunt

Khaughton: Here is the video the Maia Campbell video Its very sad..but she is funny has hell http://bit.ly/MDNms
SnooBirdie: Can VH1 give Maia Campbell a show;; where ppl just piss her off all day && she just goes ham on them puhleeze!!
kennyblak: Official wknd starts real soon...I'm tryna get Maia Campbell wasted..mainstream mentality nigga.
MrHodohakaYngBo: #sayitaintso Maia Campbell is a knock (fein) now....Damn, all bad..I used 2 have a fake crush on her...LOL
Joneszilla: I'mma go to LA and pimp Maia Campbell, so don't #pray4maiacampbell til I get my money

Twitter and the blogosphere went crazy when WorldStarHipHop.com posted that vid of Maia Campbell. Many people were surprised by the how far her troubles have taken her, some people were really hurt and saddened by the scene. Some however... and I cannot call them a minority... thought that sh*t was hilarious.

I pride myself on being a jerk and douchebag, for saying what most won't. So for those who find this even remotely amusing, I ask you: are you out of your f*cking minds?

We have a young Black woman who needs help, support prayer. Forget who her mother is. Forget In The House. How would you feel if that was someone in your family who was been mocked and ridiculed by the world wide web? This isn't #uknowuacehood or #signedtoyoungmoney, this isn't a joke.

Black people are know for doing stupid sh*t. We are pretty good a poking fun at the modern day sambos, but also fairly quick at policing our most ignorant/stupid. In this case, we need to at least attempt to comfort or console our own. Maia is schizophrenic, unwilling to take her meds because of how they make her feel and turning to drugs to cope.

There's hope for Maia Campbell. We have to believe. We have to care.

Christian1885 I feel really bad for Maia Campbell...like my heart bleeds for her.
therPrade Did Maia Campbell get help yet? Praying aint enough. Or should i take the plane from Amsterdam to LA and kick some pimps and dealers butts?
Ascari27 the Maia Campbell story really fucked me up,to see sumbody go through that,and then to read the comments bloggers are leavin,SMDH

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
-Mother Theresa

Dr. Conrad Murray: Scapegoat

If it were any other person, it would have been a wrongful death suit. He probably would have lost his license and practice. But now he could lost his freedom, besides the fact that he could lose his life by one of these psycho fans. I reiterate that if people are willing to kill themselves because MiJac is gone, there is someone out there who wouldn't hesitate to end this dude.

But it is Michael Jackson, so someone has to pay.

It can't be the media, who made his life a sideshow for over 20 years. It can't be his family, who has manipulated him in some form or fashion since he was born and after he has passed. It can't his friends, who turned a blind eye to his addiction. It can't be his handlers who have allowed his addiction to persist, not for his success but their own. It can't be the public (or "fans") that mocked him relentlessly for years.

It certainly can't be MiJac's fault for not finding a way to overcome HIS addiction and avoiding anyone who wished to turn him away from the dangerous drugs he took.

It is a cardiologist's fault. Because he was giving him these drugs... or because he didn't perform CPR for long enough... or for whatever other reason the LAPD or coroner's office can come up with to distract from the real reason Michael Jackson died: the source of his addiction and the addiction itself.

Have you seen the video? He's emaciated. He was 115 pounds at the time of his death.



He was taking Propofol to sleep nightly. If Dr. Murray would not administer the drugs to him, Michael would have given that $100,000 a month to someone else. It was going to happen. It sucks to say it, but no one was trying to stop his addiction or help him.

Do I make excuses for Dr. Murray? Hell f*cking no. Just because MiJac could have given that money to someone else if he didn't do it, doesn't excuse the fact that he took that money and strapped IV after IV to the addict. But the punishment isn't going to fit the crime if this prosecution ensues.

And what about the punishment everyone else in his life deserves?

Health Care Reform?

I don't think I could be a politician:
1. I'm stubborn.
2. I'm brutally honest.

I don't know which one is worse than the other, but I do know that neither are useful to be an effective politician.

I'm looking at this health care reform business the "World's Favorite Black Man" President Barack Obama is handling and SMH at all involved. This man is trying to bring health care to every American. In this day and age, it is just WRONG that there are people in this country who must decide to purchase their medication or purchase their medication. Insurance companies continue to rob many of their customers. Pharmaceutical companies value their patents more than patients, and oppose the generic drugs at home and abroad.

It is about time someone gave a f*ck.

Can someone please tell me what the f*ck is wrong with universal health care? Can American citizens opposed to this plan not see how they are being manipulated by insurance companies, pharmaceutical companies, and greedy *ss politicians who are getting paid by the insurance companies and pharmaceutical companies? President Obama has already established that no one is required to purchase the proposed state-run insurance or get to state-assigned doctors. The idea is retarded.

Are Americans that selfish that they can't chalk up a few extra tax dollars to ensure that their fellow citizen can attain decent health care? I don't even think that would be necessary. The proposed cuts on Medicare that has old people so riled up into a geriatric frenzy don't even affect benefits that my generation will have to pay for to keep them alive.

I have health insurance... it seems that I will until I'm 30 because of a new New York law that gives my grandparents the option to keep me on. Now, I am pretty sure I won't be freeloading on my grandparents for that long. Soon I will have a job with benefits, but I feel for those who don't.

But then again I have a heart. I thought this great nation that fights wars to save barbarian nations would have the heart to save its own people.

These devils have got everyone convinced that these reforms will unravel the capitalistic values that have really made this nation great.

Capitalistic values like the slave trade. SMH.

Shotgun Rules

I am from New York City, so it is pretty acceptable for me to not have a driver's license. Unfortunately I went to a college in Atlanta, in which it is ABSOLUTELY necessary to know how to drive before you know how to walk. SMH

I did have some great friends from ATL and abroad with licenses, cars, and good hearts. Because I was not the only carless soul at Emory, I became very acquainted with the shotgun rules. I take them serious, and if you have have the misfortune of needing a ride from me, you better know these sh*ts back and forth.

Section I - General Rules
1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right seat", etc…
3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his car. (Note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or he will defer his judgment to the driver.)
4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one cannot get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
6) Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. THEREFORE women don't own the front seat.
7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as he can call it, but for himself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves. (I’m not as understanding…)
8) The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.

Section II - Special Cases
These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.
1) In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
2) If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
4) In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
5) In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.
6) In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back.

Section III - Amendments
Amendment I: The Laser / Shotgun Double Barrel Rule
A person may call "laser" or "Shotgun Double Barrel" after shotgun has been called, to override the shotgun call. This is only valid if the driver verifies the call as we see in Section 1.3.
Additionally, any passenger who says "No Blitz" after claiming shotgun, may not have it taken away by either the "Laser" or "Double Barrel" rules.
These rules hold no precedence over Standard shotgun procedure, and the driver has final say in all calls.

Amendment II: The Specific Amendment
Any person who wishes to claim shotgun must actually pronounce either the word "Shotgun" or "Gun." One may not say the name of a type of shotgun, such as "12 Gauge." If a passenger does, then he or she can lay no claim on shotgun, and may be called by another person.

Amendment III: The "House" Rule
The Owner of the vehicle decides which Shotgun Amendments to institute on his own car. All passengers must abide by the rules of these Amendments, which are stated in this document. This Amendment clarifies that not all Amendments need be active at any given time.

Amendment IV: Eviction
If the vehicle is forced to stop for a serious infraction of the Shotgunner, the Shotgunner must relinquish his/her seat, if the driver so wishes.
Serious infractions have been known to include spilling alcoholic beverages, spilling any beverage, being annoying, breaking parts of the car, and in extreme cases, just being ugly.

Amendment V: Navigator
The passenger who has shotgun MUST serve as Navigator. By this, he must watch out for signs and intersections that the driver may miss during the course of a road trip. The Navigator must also ask for directions out the window.
It is also the job of the Navigator to throw all trash and empty beer bottles out of the window. The beer bottles must be crushed under the tires to destroy all evidence, in case of an emergency situation.
In addition, the Navigator must possess the ability and the will to insult other drivers and be heard, only if they deserve it (ie: being cut off). This is to allow the driver to continue to operate the vehicle properly.
The Navigator must possess the ability (and the will) to roll down their window and invite any chicks in adjacent cars to the driver's destination.
The Navigator must not touch the radio or air-conditioning, especially in the case of Black men.

Amendment VI: Secondary Passenger
If a passenger is "just along for the ride," then they must sit in the back seat (or worst seat, if the car is otherwise full), because the ride is not for them.

Amendment VII: Double Shotgun
This rule from Delaware states that if a given passenger calls a valid "shotgun", then he or she may not say "shotgun" again. By calling "shotgun" a second time, he or she would automatically forfeit their seat and shotgun is reopened to the other passengers.
Other passengers are allowed to try to trick the person who originally says "shotgun" into saying it again, in order to claim shotgun for themselves.

Amendment VIII: No Bitch
This rule states that once Shotgun has been called by one of the passengers, the remaining passengers may call, "No Bitch." The passenger who calls "No Bitch" last, or fails to call it at all, is forced to ride bitch.

Amendment IX: Seniority
In the instance that one of the passengers is much older than the rest of the passengers, he/she is automatically given Shotgun unless they decline.

Amendment X: Context
A passenger may only receive shotgun if he says shotgun within the context of calling shotgun. For instance, a passenger may not be awarded shotgun if he says, "Did anybody call shotgun?," or if he/she was talking about a shotgun.

Amendment XI: Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Section II, Article 3 of the Constitution states that , "In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline." In addition, serious Boy/Girl friends should also receive preferential treatment in regards to shotgun.

Amendment XII: The Couples Rule
In the event that a couple is traveling together, they must both sit together in either the front or back seat. This is so that people without boy/girlfriends, spouses, lovers, or prostitutes, can talk amongst themselves in the hope of acquiring boy/girlfriends, spouses, lovers, or prostitutes.
This rule however is null and void if the The No Chauffeur / Compulsory Shotgun Rule is in effect.

Amendment XIII: Abandonment
If the Shotgun occupant leaves the vehicle (even if they plan to come back), the Shotgun seat is up for grabs. One exception is if the Shotgun rider leaves to do a deed for the driver, like buying cigarettes or pumping gas. In those cases, that person retains their Shotgun rights.

Amendment XIV: The Handicapped
Section II, Article 6 states that preferential shotgun treatment may be offered to anyone "too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat". Preferential treatment should be awarded to the handicapped as well as to these genetic misfits, especially if the injury prevents them from achieving maximum leg room, maneuverability, etc. (as might be the case with a broken leg, foot, etc.) Unlike with Section II, Article 6, however, the handicapped are not to be taunted as with the genetic misfits if not awarded shotgun. Otherwise, taunting is okay.

Amendment XV: The Bribery Amendment
In the event that the shotgun call ends up in a tie between two passengers, the passengers in the tie may attempt to bribe the driver so that the driver makes the call in their favor.

Amendment XVI: The Full View Amendment
The automobile must be in full view of all passengers before "Shotgun" may be called.

Amendment XVII: Hand On The Shotgun Door
Shotgun can no longer be called once someone's hand is holding the shotgun door handle. This is significant when nobody else is around to hear you call shotgun.

Amendment XVIII: Sitting Down
By sitting in the Shotgun seat before anyone has called it, you get to stay there even if somebody calls it afterwards. Nobody needs to hear you actually call shotgun.

Source: http://www.bored.com/shotgunguide/index.htm